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laceynelson:

reallyfoxnews:

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

wait.

THESE ARE SO FUNNY.

Barry O. Nerd Prom King 2013

laceynelson:

I want this as my FB cover photo, but I have too many that would not appreciate it. So, I’ll just put this here.  

LOVE.THISYeah, your FB friends would not and could not appreciate this…except me of course! :-)

laceynelson:

I want this as my FB cover photo, but I have too many that would not appreciate it. So, I’ll just put this here.  

LOVE.THIS
Yeah, your FB friends would not and could not appreciate this…except me of course! :-)

adverve:

1997 in 9.5 minutes

We weren’t sure why you’d want to relieve 1997 until this video started and we were like OMG BUFFY! OMG SPICE GIRLS! OMG THAT ONE TIME PUFFY MADE SONGS! OMG JIM CAREY WHEN HE WAS GOOD! OMG MEN IN BLACK!

And then we understood. What didn’t happen that year?

All our love goes to The Peterson for this awesomeness.

Lacey-thought of you when I watched this!!

cranquis:

plannedparenthood:

Shine up that gine…with Nuva Bling!

HA! :)

cranquis:

plannedparenthood:

Shine up that gine…with Nuva Bling!

HA! :)

randommomentsdevida:

Pt was in another state for some sports tournament. There, she met a pulmonologist who told her to go straight to an ER for her chest pain. So what did she do? She drove ten hours back home to come here. 

Until coffee gained popularity, beer was the breakfast beverage of choice in some parts of the United States.
Behind the Medic: Before her lilies bloom.

cranquis:

I spent over 20 minutes talking with an Urgent Care patient today.

This isn’t exactly strange, since sometimes patients (and their medical conditions) are complicated, requiring more than the unofficially-alloted “goal” of 4-8 minutes per patient visit. But this patient’s visit wasn’t complicated; she just needed something for a rash.

I just… couldn’t pull myself away from her. From everything she is.

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So sweet…

There is a word that rhymes with orange! Sporange is a botany term that means “spore case.”

HAPPY GALENTINE’S DAY LADIES!“You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.”
HAPPY GALENTINE’S DAY LADIES!
“You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.”